GiantEye - Lock Pick Earrings
Because sometimes you just need a pair of fancy earrings that double as lock picks
THERE IS AND SHE IS PLEASED
Oooohh. And I have another friend who would also flip out :D
I WANT THESE. A lot. Tho’ I would be tempted to affix them to hatpins, because then I always would have them with me.
Getto Space Princess. Freckle Faced Hustler. Wicked short.
maeglinhiei said: "BUCKY LEMME BORROW YOUR SUIT." "Whaddaya need my suit for, punk? It's too small for you now." "You're the same height as Mae." "What does Mae need a suit for? Does her fella need one?!?" "You're nearly the same height as Mae." "Mae's a dame." "About that--Mae ain't a dame. Not really. Like Ms Vic wasn't a fella." "Oh." "Yeah." "I have a problem with that." "Buck?" "My legs are longer, he's gonna have to fix the hemline for that." "I can sew" "You are not getting anywhere near my hemlines."
*** DIES *** (Mae, I am sorry, I just fixed the formatting and I shall add, okay, bb? Apparently, you gave me more bunnies for the USO Showgirls ‘verse, in which Mae is a nurse.)
"BUCKY LEMME BORROW YOUR SUIT."
"Whaddaya need my suit for, punk? It’s too small for you now."
"You’re the same height as Mae."
"What does Mae need a suit for? Does her fella need one?!?"
"You’re nearly the same height as Mae."
"Mae’s a dame."
"About that—Mae ain’t a dame. Not really. Like Ms Vic wasn’t a fella."
"I have a problem with that."
"My legs are longer, he’s gonna have to fix the hemline for that."
"I can sew"
"You are not getting anywhere near my hemlines."
The fact that Steve can sew is a godsend for Rosa, who’s already up to her ears in getting the costumes ready for the girls and now she has to come up with a Captain America costume, God save them all.
The only good part is that she’s got another helping hand with Mae, the Company Nurse, who’s cackling at “booty shorts” and Steve’s blushes. Also, apparently, she…. no, wait, he (because Mae prefers those pronouns, although all of them are keeping it on the downlow, things being what they are) knows all about Steve’s Bucky. Well, Mae and Penny, apparently.
There was a story about Bucky and his suit and the fact that they ended up lending Mae a pair of pants that belonged to Bucky’s Papa, which Steve hemmed perfectly. That was Mae’s presentation of Steve’s resume.
Rosa looked him up and down (and okay, she appreciates the fact that the man is perfectly proportioned, because sweet Jesus Christ, that shoulder to wait ratio is unreal) and says, “Okay, Rogers, grab a thimble, a needle, here’s the thread, start sewing.”
"Booty shorts!" Mae cackles again. "Bucky’s missing out on a lot.” And then he leers at Steve’s rear, which generates even more adorable blushes and an outraged “MAE!” from Steve.
Eventually, Rosa figures out what the fuss is all about, once Steve finally brings in Bucky Barnes to meet her. He was also in need of a suitable “uniform” as part of the SSR’s Howling Commandos’ unit.
Rosa had been temporarily conscripted to do the uniforms this time. She looks Barnes up and down and finds herself blushing at the amused glint in those blue-gray eyes. God damn, but this man had an excellent shoulder to wait ratio as well.
"Blue. Peacoat. Think that’ll do for your fella, Cap?" Rosa asks.
“Your fella, Steve?” Barnes asks, raising a brow.
"I think we have the whole mutual ownership covered between us," Cap answers, raising his dogtags, where there’s the glint of a golden ring. "You already got me on the ball and chain."
Mae, who’s again been conscripted by Rosa into the sewing business, has his own two cents to put in. “We’re available if you need to take measurements for a wedding dress.”
"Blue peacoat." Rosa stresses. "It’ll bring out those baby blues of yours, Sarge."
The boys agreed. Blue peacoat it was.
- end -
Well with that being said that same age group should have to auto retire from political office, because the policies and laws they’re instituting will impact a future they will not be apart of
i fucking love this.
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